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There was a drunk man walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth.
A policeman came up to him and asked, "Sir, what are you doing?"
The drunk replied, "I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys."
The police officer said, "Sir, do you know your zipper is down?"
The drunk replied, "****, I lost my wife, too!"

2007-09-14 13:42:46 · 2 answers · asked by Mom of three beautiful kids. 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

2 answers

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-14 14:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

lmao that was hilarious!

2007-09-15 11:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by ~*~BaBiGuRl N BaByD TTC#1~*~ 3 · 0 0

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