I God has a broken, old, and rusty green toyota van but Satan has the nice F50 red car with a portal DVD player and both God and Satan has their cars on the street. If they both offer you a ride, would you ride the car with God or Satan?
For the Atheist, please just humor me and just answer the question. If you don't believe in God and/or Satan, than just don't answer if you are going to answer with rude remarks.
2007-09-14 13:39:42 · 38 answers · asked by Italian Man Man Man 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God and Jesus are not the same person
2007-09-14 13:56:35 · update #1
Oh yeah, do I forgot to mentioned that satan offer you guys free money if you ride his car?
2007-09-14 14:00:12 · update #2
God should be in the F-150, because God has better judgement than to drive a Jap Junk car called To-YO-TA. Pray to God that you will never be in an accident in a Jap car.
2007-09-14 14:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by john c 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
That's quite a question. I would probably thank God, but since His car is broken, it serves me no purpose to accept His offer. Satan's red F50 looks pretty snazzy, but knowing the cost of an automobile these days, I wouldn't put it past the driver to demand something for gas. I have decided to walk back into my house. They've both been parked out in front of my house for Lord knows how long!
2007-09-14 13:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Davey 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Atheist, humoring you btw. God's supposed to be a pretty nice guy. But then, he's really jealous. Like I can't even acknowledge anyone else if I'm in the car with him. He's going to impose strict limits on what we listen to (no rock music, it's from the devil, no uses of the Lord's name in vain, so very little rap music). Any road trip games are null, he knows everything i'm going to say before I say it.
He's going to pull crazy stuff like disappear from the car and then show me that he was in the back seat all along, like he does in that story about footprints in the sand. I can't go to him for girl advice cause he's just going to give that 'don't have sex' line, and get mad at me for fornicating with my ex-girlfriend.
He's not going to let me eat what I want, look in the mirror too much, or even check out any hot chicks we drive past.
But the Devil's car. Well, the Devil is master deceiver and one of his main weapons against man is temptation. So I can expect some really, really hot looking chicks that are actually men. That DVD player probably has something in it like "Kittens being used as rollerskates vol. 5". I think i'm going to walk.
2007-09-14 14:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by Kwisatz Haderach 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There seem to be a lot of "ifs" in this one...but "If" god and Satan were real and we had a choice to make about a ride in their cars...OK, OK, I cant do it...this is retarded.. Lets just say I would ask to see their drivers licenses to prove they are who they say they are and then and only then would I make a decision.. and from the situation above, I would say Satan because he has a nicer ride. Jesus would look like a serial killer in a rusty van.
2007-09-14 13:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Satan, being the father of lies, never gets you to your destination. Ferrari or not, you'll never make it there.
That old green Toyota van sounds like heaven to me, and a conversation with God is far better than detour in an F50.
2007-09-14 13:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I go Gods' van, it may look old and rusty but it's heaven inside and route to paradise. With satans' F50, just how he deceived man, his car my look best but the ride ends in hell!
2007-09-14 13:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by dalton 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If the situation you describe actually occured, riding with Satan would be stupid....even if he had a Lambrogini and God had a moped....you could learn a lot from God even in a short ride.
2007-09-14 13:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by universatile love 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think I would rather hitch a ride with God. I know the devil has a better car, in fact even not hypothetically, I just -know- he has a better car!
But assuming they're both going to get me where I want to go, I think God would be more interesting to talk to. I know all about the devil, I know what kind of music he likes, I know what he likes to do, all that stuff. But I think God (if he really exists) could provide more interesting conversation, could tell me more interesting stuff.
Besides, I have a ton of questions for him. And I could come back here and share whatever I learned, and it might be fun to be one-up on all the people in R&S who think they know God's mind as well as we all know the Devil's. 8^)
2007-09-14 13:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Satan never gives us anything free of charge. It all has some kind of price attached. God, on the other hand, is generous and bountiful. "He who did not spare His own Son, but delivered Him over for us all, how will He not also with Him freely give us all things?" (Romans 8:32). I'm with Him -- every time.
2007-09-14 14:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'll ride with God because we all know that the nice F50 is going to get totaled.
2007-09-14 13:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by WhAteVr 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋