2007-09-14 12:21:59 · 7 answers · asked by Michael A 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No you're not drunk. You're not slurring or anything.
2007-09-14 12:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whee! So, if you are still drunk, then that means you're the next contestant of Price is Right, with your host, Carson Daley, who couldn't be here cause Steve Jobs bit*h slapped hime with an iPhone that got stolen by a nervous lady that stole your credit card!
Congrats, you just finished reading my drunken paragraph, and if you believe it, it means you're still drunk!
2007-09-14 19:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO! If they gave out Olympic gold medals, honey, you'd have a chest full of them!
Love ya! And raised my over-sized beer mug to toast you tonight! Glad to see we have more than one thing in common tonight!
2007-09-14 22:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well from the sound of that question.. you are.
2007-09-14 19:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by ayshaybay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pro....stitute?
pro...voke?
pro...state?
2007-09-14 20:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by AttoresLyjin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2007-09-14 19:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno! Sorry!
2007-09-14 19:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋