An airplane is to heavy and has to drop some of its load. It drops an apple, a orange and a grenade. One man gets hit hit in the head with an apple. Another man gets hit in the head with an orange. Another man is in the outhouse. He farts and....................................................... KABOOM!
2007-09-14 12:20:22 · 8 answers · asked by Shayne J 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to admit, that one made me giggle. That is still dumb though.
2007-09-14 13:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tacky! Sorry!
2007-09-14 12:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Qt 1, LOL
2007-09-14 22:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Larry J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay
2007-09-14 12:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by ~cmd~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ive heard that one a lot!!!!
2007-09-14 12:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny...at all. Sorry.
2007-09-14 12:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cerina A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 11:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-14 12:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by Hottie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋