While I was driving down the M1 the other day,(going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait
The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"?
To which I replied. "I'm late for work"
To which he asked "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher" I responded.
The policeman was surprised and confused "A what"
"A rectum stretcher"
"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well" I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet"
Then the policeman asked questioningly "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge"
2007-09-14 12:09:35 · 11 answers · asked by J S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one!
2007-09-14 12:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Smallville loves GossipGirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good - but I am guessing that giving this reply to a police officer will result in them going over your car with a fine toothed comb looking for other things to ping you with.
2007-09-14 19:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by esoeterik_librarian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny joke man...
One question James m8 did he arrest you for obstructing the Police?
Lol
2007-09-14 19:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by L******* of Arabia.. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a dangerous answer!
2007-09-14 19:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
very nice
2007-09-14 19:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Uhnonuhmus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE!
i can't imagine he would let you go, though...
2007-09-14 19:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Steve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha yeah i'll say
2007-09-14 19:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol
2007-09-14 19:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not.
2007-09-14 19:14:01 · answer #9 · answered by 1truthseeker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
2007-09-14 19:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋