The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.
"Yes," replied the young woman, "much better."
"Very good, darling," the husband whispered."Now would you be so kind as to please pass the p ussy?"
2007-09-14 11:44:20 · 9 answers · asked by russbillen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! I actually laugh out loud! I absolutely LOVED IT!!! Very funny!
2007-09-15 03:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-14 22:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very funny.
2007-09-14 19:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe cute!
2007-09-15 02:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Issak D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so refined.
2007-09-14 20:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by redd headd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...Omg that is great!
2007-09-14 19:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!!
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2007-09-14 18:51:08 · answer #7 · answered by sam!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funEE!
2007-09-15 04:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by JMom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that's really gross!!!
2007-09-14 19:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by Smallville loves GossipGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋