A blonde went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my Breasts!"
The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager who asked her if he can help.
She explained that she wanted to return the non-working toaster for a refund, and he told her that he would not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.
Once again she yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my Breasts!"
The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.
She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"
2007-09-14 10:27:30 · 14 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TOO FUNNY!!! I love this one! Most funniest blonde joke I have heard in awhile!!!
2007-09-15 03:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-14 10:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-14 11:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice lol funny joke
2007-09-14 11:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!
2007-09-14 10:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg too funny....rofl. this is a great one, gonna pass it on to my hubby, thx for the laugh....keep them coming. a star for you
2007-09-14 10:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha, that was awesome! Star for you!
2007-09-14 10:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Kristen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!!! that was hilarious!!!! star 4 u!!! gotta tell all my friends.
2007-09-14 10:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHa!
2007-09-14 10:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao...Here is a star for you my friend
2007-09-14 12:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋