A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
'I'm sorry', says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any!"
But I always buy it here,' says the blonde
Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'YES', said the blonde, 'I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant'
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........
....(Wait for it).....
'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM'
2007-09-14 10:08:20 · 27 answers · asked by Teejay 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO YES YES YES I like it, and I think she did too LOL
2007-09-14 10:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-19 21:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now there's a blond joke I haven't heard before.
Star for you!
2007-09-14 10:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by CARL B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-14 11:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was very funny, i have never heard that before, i read it straight out to my sister and she also thought it was amusing
well done
x
2007-09-16 03:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
Roll-on the next one
2007-09-14 10:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get a star for that one!
2007-09-14 10:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-14 10:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a lil funny
2007-09-14 10:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny...
2007-09-14 10:37:34 · answer #10 · answered by sunflowerseed 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋