An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman sa id, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The Blonde Guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
sandwich and jumped to his death as well.
At the funerals, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much." And everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's
wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
2007-09-14 10:06:55 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hillarious...im laughing so hard im crying...
finally a dumb blonde guy joke...i hope there are more like this....
2007-09-14 10:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So why didn't they just trade lunches...once again I have to figure everything out for the rest of the world. Somebody really needs to start paying me for this. Yahoo points don't get you anything!
2007-09-14 10:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but ive heard about a million different renditions of this joke. i guess if you were in 4th grade it would be funny but the story line of the joke is really ofver used and needs to die along with teletubbies and barney
2007-09-14 10:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by dudeha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 bits being 25 cents
a buck being a dollar
a buck being a young native male
a squaw being a young native women
the singing blond cowboy rides upon a squaw washing her clothes by the river.He rides up to her and says hey honey your a cute one..I got 2 bits that say i can have you..the squaw replies I have a buck at home that say you can't
2007-09-14 10:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by WORDWARRIORabc 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have seen many versions of that question. But most of the versions usually just have three random guys names.
2007-09-14 10:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY Funny!
(highly prejudcial of blonds though)
2007-09-14 12:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, that was a blond woman joke at one time.
2007-09-14 10:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by bgee2001ca 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard this tons of times but its still wow lol lol funny
2007-09-14 10:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-09-14 10:10:20 · answer #9 · answered by fashion bitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my husband lol
2007-09-14 10:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋