2007-09-14 09:56:07 · 10 answers · asked by M H 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
With a batlet on your throat ?
2007-09-14 10:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kaynos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry a Klingon prince.
2016-05-19 21:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go like to Amazon and they have a book on this
I have been meaning to learn it too
or you could head over to a Trekker, sci fi, convention or meeting and find a few folks who could tutor you
INCIDENTALLY
at this one convention i saw on TV they had a couple who dressed as a Klingon couple....they looked just like on the TV and movies too...and what was really neat is that they made their tiny baby a Klingon baby too
it was so cute!
good luck
2007-09-14 10:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by soulflower 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen a Klingon dictionary somewhere. Try calling your local bookstore or check out your library. Also, do a search online for "Klingon dictionary." Good luck.
2007-09-14 09:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Immersion is one of the fastest ways to learn a new language.
Your best bet will be to go to Kronos (Qo'noS) and live there for a while. If you survive, you are bound to learn quite a bit of Klingon.
Actually, you need to get some of the books and some people to practice talking to. Learning a language without trying to use it usually fails.
2007-09-14 10:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Be born as a Klingon.
2007-09-14 10:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Learning while running.
2007-09-14 10:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by PAK ASIANS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat some Goch (blood worms).
2007-09-14 09:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by Stephen L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to be painfully shy of girls to learn it. It's a requirement.
2007-09-14 10:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to their planet and learn from the elders
2007-09-14 10:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋