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What legal diclaimer or warning label would you post on Y!A R&S to warn the newcomers entering the website?

We have all see the classic: The Surgeon General has determined that...... is highly addictive......and can result in......so flee while you still can...etc. etc.

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Warning: Such-and-such obvious behavior...will result in such-and-such obvious injury...and (fill in blank) entity will not be held responsible/liable...etc.

Mine would go something like this: Warning: Entering this website may expose you to someone with less life experience than you, less education and a lower I.Q. who will call you and your entire class of people stupid.

What would your warning or legal disclaimer look like?

2007-09-14 09:45:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

I had to get this answer in:

"Warning, this site has been shown to contain toxic amounts of opinion, bias, intolerance, and cynicism. May cause pregnancy."

2007-09-14 10:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 9 0

Warning: Contains Extreme amounts of Sarcasm

2016-05-19 21:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Warnings like those above are a good idea but they dont work. I used to put warning labels on my R&S posts all the time but I dont think a single person actually read them because they would do the exact opposite of what I said not to do in the label. But hey, if you can get one that words then foward it to me.

2007-09-14 09:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by Par 4 7 · 5 0

Disclaimer: R&S is a waste of time most of the time.

Spending more than 1-2 hours a day can lead to
old age quickly and can damage your career
and family life. You will find yourself asking
questions like: "Where did the time go?"
"Where did everything and everyone go?"
"Where did my money go?"
"Where did my husband/wife go?"
"Where did my life go?"

Did I mention it's addicting?

2007-09-14 10:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by Nickel-for-your-thoughts 5 · 2 0

WARNING: If you post a sincere question in this forum, you WILL be flamed.

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WARNING: To avoid possible flaming in this forum, you must have at least a rudimentary knowledge of the texts for the belief that you intend to support or refute.

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WARNING: DO NOT POST QUESTIONS ASKING ATHEISTS WHY THEY ARE IN THE R&S FORUMS. Posting this question WILL get you flamed and you will likely not be taken seriously for an extended period of time...dumba**.

2007-09-14 09:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Warning to all who dare enter this domain:
Know what you believe and why you believe it, before attempting to confuse others, with your nonsense.
Also please be advised and take serious heed:"You will be exposed to the dark and insidious underworld, ruled by the evil lords of the "Y/A Brotherhood of Watchdogs"and subject to any all justice, that they arbitrarily serve to the members, in good standing...Amen...and have fun

2007-09-14 10:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 4 0

The opinions expressed in this forum do not exempliy the beliefs of Yahoo Answers. Enter these forums at your own risk. Yahoo Answers cannot be held accountable for anyone who goes to hell, following a discussion in our forum, which could lead you to change your mind about your belief systems.

2007-09-14 09:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Soul Shaper 5 · 2 1

EveryBody should Watch "Mars Attacks" befor Attending this Seminar.

(Hee Hee :)

Dit==============to!

2007-09-14 10:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1 0

Beware, your account may self destruct in 5 minutes!

2007-09-14 10:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Well, if I wrote a disclaimer, I'd spell all the words correctly all the way through, for one thing...

but it's Yahoo Answers.

No Miltonesque signs above the door here.

2007-09-14 09:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 2 4

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