An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."
The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
2007-09-14 09:13:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to tell husband this one!!!!LOL
2007-09-14 09:30:59 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny-trouble is, old age runs in my husband's family,i.e. his grandmother 103, his mom 103, his dad 102, his uncles 100 and 101 and my husband is now 83. I have no intention of living that long (as if I had a say about it)-because the longer you live, the more apt you are to have some real ugly health problems, though none of the above did-incredible genes.
But the junk food my husband eats does not bode well for him although he only takes one pill for his health!
2007-09-22 00:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Danm, I forgot the title by the time I got to the end, and it came as a surprise. That was good.
2007-09-18 01:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can be a lil off at times I don't get the last part about him wanting to get married?????
2007-09-14 11:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Choosen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah thats funny lol wish i wuld live to 100 and still be iin good health
xxAxx
2007-09-14 09:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by BeDiscovered! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooo . nice one mate
he aint wanted anything except to get his old bumm kicked lmaoooo.
cheers mate
2007-09-14 09:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeee heeeeee heeeee. you have me rolling on the floor. oooooohhhhhhh.
2007-09-15 03:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha way to go...good 1....have a great weekend..........xo
2007-09-14 11:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!
I'm going to steal this one too...OK?
nfd♥
Tell Buddy wake up..nap time is over!! haha
2007-09-14 10:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so unexpectedly funny.
2007-09-21 07:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋