The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within a half an hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on...
She replied, "I finished the exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers!!"
2007-09-14 09:10:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhhaha thats funny im a blonde but i aint as stupid as hey all make out
xxAxx
2007-09-14 09:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by BeDiscovered! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2007-09-21 09:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..Definitely shows all symptoms of being a blonde. So sad..I mean really..getting frustrated just because she's done guessing early. ? Like what the heck is up with that?
2007-09-14 10:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by Madeline the Bard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was h hilarious even at 3:30 in the morning and can't sleep so glad you gave me a laugh for the long day ahead and the fun of sharing it in fwds to others to help give them a laugh! thanks much and a star for you.
2007-09-21 21:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooo funny! Here's one for you: A man traveling on a new modern plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies room but she cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The man agreed and rushed into the restroom to relieve himself. He noticed four buttons marked "WW", "WA", "PP" and "ATR". Making a fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man allowed his curiosity to get the best of him and decided to try to the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button, marked "WW", and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom. He thought," Golly, the gals really got it made". Still curious, he pressed the second button, marked "WA", and warm air dried his bottom off gently and quickly. He thought that was out of this world. The button marked "PP" caused a large powder puff to powder his bottom with a sweet smelling silky powder. Well naturally he couldn't resist pressing the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened? The last thing I remember I was in the ladies room aboard a plane. The nurse replied "Yes, and you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button" "What the hell does "ATR" stand for?" asked the man. "Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
2016-05-19 21:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha.
2007-09-15 01:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by jasmine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhh [:
thank God that in times like these, someone can still make me laugh. you get a star for that one and keep the jokes coming..
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^please answer
2007-09-22 06:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooo
yeah infact it was toss checking the answers lmaoooooo.
cheers mate
2007-09-14 09:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-09-14 09:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....that was great.
And by the way,She's 101% blonde,I assure you.lol....
Thanks for the umpteenth good joke of yours and here's my umpteenth star for you.lol...
Bye.
2007-09-14 22:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋