2007-09-14 08:04:44 · 8 answers · asked by m182486 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
an alarm clock w/ arms that will push my child to wake her up in the morning. I have to get up and actually STAND her up out of the bed to get her to wake up! She sleeps like a ROCK! You could land a 747 in her rooma nd she would not hear it!
2007-09-14 08:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by Summer Days 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A butt magnet for 5 year olds. It's "daddy this and daddy that". I can't even go to the bathroom alone. I could remotely hit the button and a supercharged magnet would "glue" him to the floor. Great for jumping on furniture and just all around weirdness LOL. It would also have a sensor that determined my stress level and drop a valium into my water every time it exceeds (oh wait, this would cause an OD).
No need to tell me I am weird.
2007-09-14 08:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by Mark W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One product already made by not widely distributed is a light switch extender. I found one when my daughter was little and it proved to be the most wonderful product. Walmart would sell millions. The other which I haven't seen is ear phones that actually fit a child's head. Now with portable dvd players and i pod's it is really hard to find ear phones. I can't even find them for myself (small head).
2007-09-14 16:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by momofnini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something called Baby Go 2 Sleep--for about $20, it would be a box that you put your baby in, and magically it would lull them to sleep in a healthy, safe way. It would also have an idiot sensor, so that abusive and/or neglectful parents couldn't use it. My husband and I have fantasized about this for 16 months now!!
2007-09-17 10:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by Corozal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The super officiant diaper changer!
2007-09-14 08:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Jasmine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know those wife beater tank tops that guys wear, well that, but made into a onsie, in white, black, and all colors
2007-09-14 14:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by RearFace@18mo. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would invent a automatic nose wiper for kids.
2007-09-14 09:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by favorite_aunt24 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I told you you would make millions. LOL
2007-09-14 13:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋