A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no
after life.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact.
"Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late
at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."
2007-09-14 07:40:39 · 34 answers · asked by Bio Hazard 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-15 10:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For some reason I felt disappointed... somehow lacked a punchline for me...
Sorry, but I'm just being honest.
Thinking of a possible punchline...
bear with me, this may take some time...
2007-09-14 11:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry mate but someone posted that joke not so long ago but have a star cause it is good.
2007-09-14 07:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good.
2007-09-14 07:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by ANDY T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-14 08:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good star for you
2007-09-14 08:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bloody brillant joke mate!!
2007-09-14 07:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, kinda funny I can say but not great! It made me smile though!
2007-09-14 07:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by Stranger To Reality 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for posting the joke again, very funny and some of us hadn't heard it before. If you know any more like that lets have them !
2007-09-15 04:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by Robin C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-09-14 07:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this deserves 10 stars from me alone but i can only give one so...... sorry but great jook out of 10 i would give 100000
2007-09-14 10:57:35 · answer #11 · answered by hyper29 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋