is it because you know in your heart of hearts there really is a God? Why don't you just accept Jesus? If you don't and you're wrong, you're going to be in trouble, but if you do and it turns out there really isn't a God, you've lost nothing, right? Something can't come from nothing. Do you really want to believe we came from monkeys? If we did, why are there still monkeys? Can the wind blow through a junkyard and have a plane form by accident?
I think not.
2007-09-14 06:39:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
TLH is the only one that has the correct count.
2007-09-14 06:53:47 · update #1
Really, somebody? How could you guess?
2007-09-14 06:58:52 · update #2
This guy wants us to die due to alcohol poisoning, doesn't he?
*DRINK*
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2007-09-14 06:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by TLH 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm here to answer this question for the millionth time.
>>is it because you know in your heart of hearts
>>there really is a God?
No, it's because this is the section for answering questions regarding religion or spirituality. And I'm quite knowledgable in those areas. I don't believe in your God any more than people on a D&D forum believe in orcs.
>>Why don't you just accept Jesus?
Why don't you just drop Christianity and accept Allah? Or Krishna? Or Buddha? Or Zeus? There's absolutely no reason why I should take your word over any of their adherants anyway.
>>If you don't and you're wrong,
Pascal's Wager? Oh please. This has been debunked for centuries:
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/mathew/arguments.html#pascal
>>Something can't come from nothing.
>>Do you really want to believe we came from monkeys?
The only people who say these things are creationists, which I'm not.
>>If we did, why are there still monkeys?
You obviously don't know anything about evolution, which doesn't suprise me given how predictable this "cue card" post of yours is.
http://talkorigins.org/indexcc/CC/CC150.html
http://talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-misconceptions.html
http://talkorigins.org/faqs/evolution-fact.html
http://talkorigins.org/faqs/evolution-definition.html
>>Can the wind blow through a junkyard and have
>>a plane form by accident?
This is a tiresome argument from incredulity, and the analogy is completely irrelevant to how biology works.
http://talkorigins.org/indexcc/CA/CA100.html
2007-09-14 13:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What? You are a poser! When did you stop being an atheist, this morning? Now you pretend to be Christian. Is this for your own amusement to deceive people? Oh, and I see that you were sent. It is a game. Sad really.
response to comment:
You said, "If you don't ...you're going to be in trouble...". Christians in all sincerity believe that Hell is real and typically would not warn someone with this tone. It's like referring to a man sleeping on the top floor of a burning building as being sorta bad off. Wake up dude, the fire department is here.
Besides, your appeal lacked spelling and grammatical errors which are typical of sincere Christians. Except for me because I use spell check.
Seems however you have fooled a few atheists as well. And they claim to be smart!?!?
2007-09-14 13:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by TheNewCreationist 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am here because I am. I'm bored and I have too much time on my hands. The same as you.
Man did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and men have a common ancestor about 12 million years ago.
The junkyard analogy is weak. Biological evolution is the natural consequence of carbon based organic chemistry.
Did you ever think that maybe it would be better to believe in the Hindu Krishna, if he is the one that really in control and you place your faith in him, you will be saved.
2007-09-14 13:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pascals Wager = *drink*
What about if the "God" that meets us at death isn't the God that you worship? What if it's Zeus? or Anubis? What do you do then?
Why are there still Monkeys = *drink*
Learn about Evolution
Junkyard thing = *drink*
If you had billions of Junkyards with different strengths of wind and at different pressures and temperatures, at least one of those billions would produce a plane.
That's it I can't even walk anymore.
2007-09-14 13:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm here to see if I'm really an atheist, cause I only know the Bible god is a fake, but I never said there is no god at all.
To the guy who said he was here to answer this question for the millionth time, ain't that the truth.
One if the funniest things about church folks is they must all get their questions from the same bin.
2007-09-14 13:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by Saint Nearly 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think that it isn't right for Christians to pester atheists for being here. It's why we invite them to Church isn't it? So that we can show them what we believe. Other wise how else can we spread the word. Besides barking at them to get away will only make them think worse of us. I personally don't mind as long as they do not insult my religion and my God. which some do but For the moment i will just ignore it.
2007-09-14 13:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by That Person 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow how original!
Not.
Try reading a bit more here, before posting imbecilic crap that Christians smarter than you have already posted a hundred times.
2007-09-14 15:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is why they are here
They want to know more about Jesus and what we have, but are afriad to ask in real life because someone might make fun of them.
So.....they ask in here......Then they try to goad us into an arguement so we'll retaliate against them and they can say....."see??, you Christians are no different than anyone else, I want no part of it"
So be nice to them ( I know it's hard to do sometimes) and pray for them
2007-09-14 13:51:24 · answer #9 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, it's because for our entire lives we've been surrounded by delusional godfreaks who aggressively promote their cult.
Finally, we can speak freely without getting fired, shunned, judged or burned at the stake.
2007-09-14 13:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Karl M 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did he really just use the "why are there still monkeys" question?
I thought that was a joke....is this an atheist who just wants us to drink?
No way is anyone really that ridiculous.
2007-09-14 13:47:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋