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I mean, if we had come from say, gerbils, i don't think it would be half the fun, and , yes I know that muskrat love is cool and everything, but , you must admit, monkey loving is the best.

2007-09-14 06:36:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

2007-09-14 06:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by Kaliko 6 · 5 6

We didn't evolve from monkeys, people and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. We divided about 12 million years ago.

2007-09-14 13:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 6 0

i have a cold and don't really feel up to monkey love (although i agree it is the best).

i might be up for some gerbil love after the drugs kick in...

2007-09-14 13:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Personally?

I've not - nor am I - likely to ever "make it" with a monkey in this life time or another.
Even-tho - to look at some folks?

It make me believe that - they've might have came from monkeys.

Considering:

AL SHARPTON
JESSE JACKSON

Just to mention a few...

: )

2007-09-14 13:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by Old Dawg 5 · 0 1

Naturally, we love to monkey around.
Love is love from any primate.

2007-09-14 14:10:46 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 3 0

Well, I do agree that monket love is great, but I just dont get into that as much as I do cheetah love. If you can catch them and NOT I repeat, DO NOT let them get a hold of you or...
any ways, Its the best that I have ever had. Try it sometime.

2007-09-14 13:50:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Oook. Quoth the Librarian.

2007-09-14 13:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I thought your Mom made you get rid of the chimp!
Listen, Hun...dump the chimp and try making it with a human girl...
I think you'll find that human love is lots better!
No feces!!

2007-09-14 13:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Monkey love is cool, but I prefer puppy love myself :)


That soft fur on my..... OH WAIT! Did I just say that out loud?

2007-09-14 13:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 6 1

Kaliko: Your understanding of evolution is flawed. Hit the books.

2007-09-14 13:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by pinchhazard 4 · 4 0

WE DIDN'T "COME" FROM MONKEY'S. WE HAVE SIMILAR RELATIVES AND ARE PART OF THE SAME TREE. BUT YES, FUNKY MONKEY LUV IS GREAT.

2007-09-14 13:42:17 · answer #11 · answered by ina_nutshell 2 · 3 0

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