I'm at work, and making some advance but I'm really bored, from time to time I like seeing something itnerested on the web just to shake the boredom out of me. Thought maybe a good joke might. Any good jokes you might have? 10 points to the best!!!
2007-09-14 05:41:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blond, a brunette, and a red-head are going to the beach, so they decide to meet to talk about what each other would bring. The red-head said, "I'll bring the blanket to lay on and the umbrella for shade." The brunette said, "I'll bring some snacks to eat and drinks in case we get thirsty." And the blond said, "An I'll bring the car door so we can roll down the window if we got too hot..."
Three nuns died and arrived at the gates of heaven. There, Peter met them. Peter said to the nuns, "Sisters, before you can get into heaven, you must wash any part of your body in the bowl of holy water behind this tapestry that has ever erotically touched a man."
The first nun walked over to the bowl, washed her hands and left. The second nun walked behind the tapestry. The last nun and Peter heard a splash. Then the second nun walked out from behind the tapestry and entered heaven. Finally it was the third nun's turn. Then she got angry and said, "Sc*** You! I'm not putting my mouth in there after her butt was in it!
2007-09-14 06:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were in a burning building. the firemen on the ground held out a blanket and said to the brunette, "jump its the only way you'll live!" so the brunette jumped and just before she reached the blanket, the firemen moved it and she crashed to the ground.
then the firemen yelled to the redhead, "jump it's the only way you'll live" but the redhead told them that they would just move the blanket again. so the firemen told her, "no we like redheads, we just have a problem with brunettes." so she jumped and again the firemen moved the blanket and she crashed to the ground.
then they yelled to the blonde, "jump its the only way you'll live!" but the blonde said to them, "i dont trust you, you'll move the blanket again. so just put it down on the ground and back away slowly."
2007-09-14 14:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♥crazygirl♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hope this helps..
when the lady next door answered the bell, there was a man there, he said, " I am very sorry Miss, but I just ran over your cat, I'd like to replace the cat if thats alright with you??" she said, " thats fine, but how are you at chasing mice?"
2007-09-14 12:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by northshore_angel_fan 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
artificial intelligence
not that great but o well
2007-09-14 13:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋