I just had to take a dump at work and it smelled so bad it made ME gag while I was taking it. What would Jesus do to get rid of the smell?
2007-09-14 04:11:10 · 3 answers · asked by roflcopter_candytrain 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
its wrong, I know, but can't stop laughing at this moronic question.
2007-09-14 04:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you see the movie Passion of the Christ, a Roman crucifixtion is bloody right, The Bible, Gods Holy Word, says that Jesus came to earth and died on a cross, was crucified, something similiar to like that movie, all for you and me to wash away our sins, the bible says in the book of Hebrews, without the sheding of blood their is no remission of sins. In Romans it says the wages of sin is death, so without the crucifixtion and Jesus' resurrection, which we celebrate every Easter, we would have no other alternative than to go to hell. Can you imagine the smell of human flesh burning for all eternity, Fortunately for us Jesus had mercy upon us because he loves us so much that all we have to do is believe on him and trust in him and we can go to Heaven, here is a simple sinners prayer that you can say that if you believe will take you to Jesus and a new life, Dear Jesus, I know and confess that I am sinner in need of salvation. I believe you died on a cross at calvery and arose from the grave to wash away my sins, I ask you right now to come into my heart and save me, I pray this Prayer believing in the name of Jesus Amen. If you prayed this prayer with a sincere heart you are now a child of God, rejoice that your name is written in the Lambs book of Life. If you have any questions just send me an email, God Bless YOU!!
2007-09-14 04:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by victor 7707 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put you on a healthy diet =)
2007-09-14 04:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by sego lily 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋