Let us extend grace to our uninformed brothers and sisters and understand they are in darkness.
Their quaint beliefs about God are funny though!
2007-09-14 01:58:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bazzy, read a book? You mean like Dawkins "the Blind Watchmaker"?
You think Christians are ignorant? Atheists are bigots...
2007-09-14 02:02:45 · update #1
i find it comical how they always say, PROVE IT.
then many of them will preach about science and blah blah blah. but if they were truly smart theyd look around them - at all the blessings God has given them and CONTINUES to give them even though they are ashamed of Him. they call us dumb and uniformed and so on, but if they were so smart, wouldnt they realize the truth?
i find it all sad and funny
2007-09-14 02:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by snuggler 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
The funny thing is that most Atheists know more about the bible that christians, That is how they were able to evolve past ignorance. I mean a man working for his family doing well and he may burn in "hell" because he was born in another country to another family that has different thoughts; However, A man can rape, kill, torture anyone, go to jail and ask magic man for forgiveness eat some fried chicken then go to "heaven" LOL. I wish one day everyone would be tagged by their beliefs. Some may get trapped in a car while bleeding badly and get the rescue squad of paramedics etc. The other would get a preacher and a bible. No hospitals would accept christians they would be diverted to the local church. If that happened we would see a miracle alright.
2015-04-19 16:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by matt 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The strangest is the concept that one and all atheists are the anti-religious technological know-how purely varieties. it truly is exciting, yet I ought to shop reminding them that atheism isn't believing in a deity, and a few religions have not have been given any deity (Buddhism, animism). consequently, there are atheistic religions. The humorous area, i think, is they sense the would desire to maintain asking "Why are atheists interior the R&S section?". as though repeating the question will make the atheists pass: "Oh yeah. enable's pass away this section to the Christians".
2016-11-10 10:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by pellenz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being an atheist myself, I would have to say that some of the really funny things that I think that Christains believe are:
That a Virgin gave birth
That the Earth was created
That Christian are always right
and those are just off the top of my head requiring only a few seconds of contemplation.
2007-09-14 02:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by Loz 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well, let's see... you believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced, by a talking snake with legs, to eat from a magical tree... (etc.)... and that there is something horribly wrong with people who ARE NOT so gullible and droolingly stupid as to believe such outrageously ridiculous codswallop.
Now the REALLY funny thing about that is that that's what you actually believe. LOL.
Oops... wait a minute... that's not funny, at all. That is... tragically... quite insane.
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2007-09-14 02:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
How are Atheists Bigots? We don't persecute people for their sexual orientation or Religion unlike Christians.
We weren't responsible for slavery, apartheid, genocide, the crusades, the KKK, the Christian Identity Movement and the Inquisition.
2007-09-14 02:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Not sure if it's funny, ironic, or just sad. But they seem to think that since they don't believe in heaven/hell, then they won't be going there.
On a similar note, they seem to think hell will be one big party with all the "sinners" sitting around sinning and having fun.
2007-09-14 02:28:47 · answer #7 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well to me it's pretty funny that some of them (not all, by any means) think I'm brainwashed. Especially funny when they don't take the time to understand how I think and why I believe, but just slap a label on me and write me off as delusional.
2007-09-14 02:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
A note to Bajingo.... I've been told NUMEROUS times by Christians that I'm going to burn in Hell for all eternity because I'm not "saved". You may not say it, but don't assert that others don't.
2007-09-14 02:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by OhKatie! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello Don Cowl.. :)
I do not think it is right to make fun of "anyone"..no matter what their thoughts or beliefs are.. :(
I do want to clarify a thought though..not all Christians were raised by Religious parents..I was raised in an Atheist home..
Also please let it be known to all here..
That Christians are not brainwashed..we are "Heart-washed"
The above is said with ~Love to all~
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..your sister..In Christ.. :)
2007-09-14 02:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋