3 men walked up the pearly gates in heaven and st peter said that heavens getting full so only people who died in horrible ways will be allowed in heaven. he askes the first man and he repiled "well for a while i have suspected that my wife has been cheating me so i came home early to catch her.
i looked in my flat but couldnt find anyone so i went on to the balcony and sure enough saw a man hanging from it so i got a hammer and hit his hands but he didnt ley go then i pulled the frigde onto the balcony and pushed it pver the side killing the man but i had a heartattack and died. st peter lets him in. he asks the second men the sam question "well i was exercising on my balcony when i tripped over the side, thankfuly i grabbed the balcony below me suddenly this crazy man came out and hit my hand with a hammer, he gave up and pushed a frigde on me, thats how i died.
st peters let's him. he aks the 3rd man the same question and he repiles "the funny thing is i was hiding in a fridge....
2007-09-14 00:57:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-14 01:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by keral 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was posted last week.
2007-09-14 08:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been low since morning and after reading this, i feel a hell lot better, this is funny thanks:)
2007-09-14 08:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-14 08:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-09-14 08:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-14 11:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one...
still, can't help but laughing...
2007-09-14 09:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i like that one!!
2007-09-14 08:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny 1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D
That's funny!! Poor old souls!!
2007-09-14 08:07:17 · answer #9 · answered by finn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-15 04:36:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋