2007-09-14 00:54:39 · 19 answers · asked by Thomas 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please oh please don't piss off God so much that he kills you and sends you to hell. Don't get killed, Ela kiri. I will miss you terribly. I will have to perform strange magical rites to rescue you from the Netherworld (and then probably get myself into big trouble with God.) Don't do it. You make me laugh. You've become the only interesting thing to read on Yahoo Answers!
2007-09-14 02:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by philosophyangel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately in these days there is no instant punishment for people that choose not to serve God.
God is allowing each one of us to use the time period of our life to show if we are on His side or that of his enemy Satan.
If we choose to follow his enemy then we will get exactly as we have earnt , and that is our eventual death.
A person may have to grow old before they get it , but never the less , it still is the result of us not following God , and being sinners.
As far as hell is concerned , God doesn't send anyone to a fiery place of torture if that is what you are referring too .
That is a pagan teaching and not supported by the truth of the Bible.
For more Bible based information , plz feel free to email me.
2007-09-14 01:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by I♥U 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: what should i do to make the goD really pissed off and send me right to hell in a second?
A: Putting your head on a railroad track and allowing a train to run over it might do the job.
2007-09-14 01:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jack P 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It is not easy to be sent to Hell.You have to offend God pretty badly before that happens.But if you are in a hurry to get there you will have to wait maybe a couple of thousand years in the ground before you are woken up to face the Judge.Then you will have to wait your turn in the que which maybe very long,so it might be better to go back to sleep to kill some time.
2007-09-14 01:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by ROBERT P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is one unforgivable sin-deny the Holy Spirit. As for when you'll go to hell--that's up to God; he'll send you there if and when he wants to.
2007-09-14 01:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by sugarbabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to go to hell in the first place?
I'd say sin alot and just don't be sorry that you did.
2007-09-14 01:16:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He killed nearly every living mammal on the planet in a impossible flood for being hedonistic.
He killed the first born children of Egypt for exercising their right to free will.
He killed lot's wife for turning around.
He killed many millions in 10 deadly plagues because maybe he was bored.
You have free will, choose your method...
2007-09-14 01:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah,lets see it,come on God bring it on.Of course he was always killing people in the bible but now we have video and science so it's harder to get away with this stuff without good proof.
2007-09-14 01:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Reject His Son, Jesus Christ.
Unfortunately, that's what most of the world is doing right now. But there's still time for you to say "yes" to Him for salvation.
2007-09-14 00:59:46 · answer #9 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are right. Hell must be much funnier than heaven!
2007-09-14 01:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by CiberNauta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋