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2007-09-14 00:19:21 · 25 answers · asked by pm240279 1 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

25 answers

I once urinated in my shoes.
In fact I pee in all sorts of stupid places when I am drunk.

Normally though, I just fall asleep!

2007-09-14 00:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by fire_woman_1978 3 · 2 1

I usually flash my boobs at some point, usually end up taking a wee in a lane on the way home cos I cant make it all the way home, i am a very cuddly loving person when drunk, i tell everyone how much I love them.

I have only ever once been nasty when drunk, and that was after drinking cider. I dont drink it anymore.

2007-09-14 07:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by lozzielaws 6 · 2 0

Had a few pints watching rugby last saturday and can't remember anything from about 6 oclock on wards. Will probably never know. Not sure if I'll ever drink again.
Although it has on occasion helped me to get laid!

2007-09-14 10:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I usually give people a lot of compliments - I guess the alcohol really make things pop in my eyes. Oh and I tell people how much I adore them and how awesome I think they are.

2007-09-14 12:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Holly Golightly 4 · 0 0

Last night there was a guy in the club I was in who smelt like air freshner. I thought it was hilarious to pat him on the head all night saying 'Touch and Fresh'. Poor fella.. he was not loving me... and I am not loving dealing with the Sambuca hangover at work :(

2007-09-14 07:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Helena T 2 · 3 1

I moisturised my whole face with a thick layer of Savlon once.

And washed my face so vigourously that my finger went up my nose and cut it, it bled and everything. Ouch!!!

Hahah!

2007-09-14 07:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by sally 4 · 1 1

Silly things, as my wife keeps telling me !

2007-09-14 16:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stupid things like going home to the wife when alternative opportunities are offered LOL

2007-09-14 07:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by kendavi 5 · 1 2

Usually things I have to apologize for

2007-09-14 07:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Lacy 5 · 1 1

i come home, wet the bed, throw my sheets out the window, then sunday morning comes and i can't wait for my next drink, the first one is gonna sink.

2007-09-14 08:25:04 · answer #10 · answered by andy_chef@btinternet.com 1 · 0 1

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