This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there."You talk?" he asks."Yep," the mutt replies."So, what's your story?"The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?" The owner replies, "He's such a ******* liar."
2007-09-13 23:55:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! Copied and sent on to the rest of the universe!
2007-09-14 00:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by Barbara D 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty priceless (both the story and the dog-)afterall he still talks, lies and all)
2007-09-14 00:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, thats refreshing.
2007-09-14 00:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by sunny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one , u got urself a star for this.
2007-09-13 23:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one mate... Keep posting...
2007-09-14 02:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by Naveen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.... have a star
2007-09-14 01:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by sprite 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha good one :-)
2007-09-14 04:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
adorable, thanks1
2007-09-14 03:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋