If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing b*m.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your b*tt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's s**ual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a sl*b.
2007-09-13 21:36:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
2007-09-13 21:37:19 · update #1
oh...............someone feeling 'not loved' this morning
xx
2007-09-13 23:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So sad men get the sh*tty end. You guys are terrific! Many women treat men disrespectful, and that's a shame. Women can be so manipulative, and that's why I prefer men as friends,..yes I am female. I don't like most women because of the way they are. I don't know why men put up with their bull.
2007-09-13 21:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... The do not say had me laughing and rolling on the floor. I Loved everyone of them. Thank You Chris for making my Night great!!! Something to sleep on hear shortly. Lol Lol A Friend. poppy1
2016-05-19 02:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luving all that, you really made me laff. It's so true, but I'll never admit to that in court. Well deserved star.
Any ladies out there with a good list to counteract?
2007-09-13 22:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by medusa1 .•*´`*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutley true!
I was thinking of printing it out and showing my gf later on. But after much thought, id rather not have 2 black eyes for the weekend.
2007-09-13 21:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They are funny because they are true for a lot of guys, and used to be true for me. If this is true for you, you need to leave the shallow end of the pool.
2007-09-13 21:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Meng-Tzu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My-self i just think its best to be open i am (even a little too open sometimes) im prob younger than u too but iv been with many men!!!!!!!sorry more opinion than answer
2007-09-13 21:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Alli05 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true, so true.
If you don't bring her flowers you love her.
If you do you must have committed adultery and feel guilty.
2007-09-13 23:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NONE OF THESE ARE TRUE.
my wife just made me type that.
They're all sooooo true its scary, as well as funny! LOL.
2007-09-13 22:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm interesting... funny in some parts... and such a manly answer in others
xoxo lozza
2007-09-13 21:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously know women, very funny.
2007-09-14 03:06:46 · answer #11 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋