Come on people... Be creative. Answer the way you would if you were truly in that situation.
2007-09-13 21:03:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
lol id try to fly it and maybe take myself on a little trip 2 jamaica always wanted 2 go there
2007-09-13 21:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by lovestoned 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd fly it, call ATC, find a suitable airport, and land it, safely.
You always fly the airplane - no matter what else happens..
Oh, and to 'Tim P' - You should only squawk the code for emergency if you have an emergency. Just because you are the only person on a jet, doesn't necessarilly mean its an emergency.
Oh, and 'John B', if you were the only one on the plane, wouldn't you then be PIC, and then responsible for the safe operation of the aircraft??
2007-09-14 04:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by Thom 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lets see, I would get on the radio and ask ATC where we are, squawk the correct code for an emergency, (they will clear all other traffic around and away from you) ask for vectors to the longest runway that is close by. then i would get the flight manual out and start my decent checklist. after that is complete, I would look for the approach plates for the airport I am planning on touching down at. It's all a piece of cake. Unless you dont know how to fly, then you would be better off finding the beverage cart and start drinking.
2007-09-14 03:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tim P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Screaming and running arond for about a min would be nessecary to begin.
Then, I would go up to the pilots cabin and look for the prachutes.
Go down to the exit door and really yank as hard as I could, hopefully it would open and I would then jump out, yelling at the top of my lungs and then pull the rip cord and hey presto a happy landing.
But f**K, where is my son?
2007-09-13 21:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, A little more information, Is the plan on the ground or in the air? if it's on the ground I would just open the door and do what I needed to to exit the plane. if it was in the air, having flying experiance I would land it. What more you looking for here? If you want stupid and crazy answers I would sit down naked and play poker with the monkeys.
2007-09-13 21:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by gearnofear 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If i'd b alone on a jet plane with no one else there 2 help me then I'd must b a pilot to control it by myself
2007-09-13 21:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by muskaan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how long we still had to fly. Still a few hours to go I'd go up front to make sure the autopilot is on and tracking the FMS course, airspeed and altitude. Then I'd poor myself a cup of coffee, maybe grab some peanuts if I haven't eaten in a while and see if I can find the DVD player and see what movies they have. Put a good one on, sit down in first class and enjoy. I usually fall asleep watching movies on airplanes so hopefully I wake up at some convenient place to land. Head back up front, maybe stop by the head to wash my face and get the sleep out of my eyes. Jump into the left seat, strap in, put on the headset, reach down and dial in 121.5 on the number one VHF and declare and emergency. Let the ATC folks clear me a path to some airport in some nice little town that could use a good news story to put them on the map so they'll invite me back every year to be the grand marshall of their parade and then I'd land it like I've done thousands of times before.
2007-09-14 02:03:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I will race to the cockpit and say to myself I want to go into space and fly the plane up as far up as it will go and enjoy my final last minutes when the aircraft starts to break up thinking I sure wish Michael Jackson was on board this flight giving me some live entertainment!
2007-09-14 00:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will step out of the airplane like nothing has happened.
Your question is not detailed. Which particular jet airplane. What scenario, is it burning, is it ditched on water, on the mountain, is it still flying, hijacked, going to crash on a building or is it parked on the tarmac. different scenario different answer!
Come on... be creative with your question!!!
2007-09-14 07:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by otter2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess try to fly the danged thing, and if by anyone else you also mean help from the radio, I guess I would start singing Danger Zone and pretend I was Tom Cruise for a while until I gloriously burst into flames. Oh wait, duh, Or I could look for a parachute or inflatable device, and fly really low and kiss my ass goodbye b4 I jump!
2007-09-13 21:11:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hope that it was still on the ground with the doors open so I could walk off. If that were the case, I would grab a complimentary dinner and drink to take with me (from first class). Other then that, I would be so screwed!!!
2007-09-13 21:08:03 · answer #11 · answered by NY PTK 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋