lugging his lumpy, oversized travel
bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to
stuff it in the overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?"
she sighed.
"No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my
partner can buy the ticket!"
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A man had to show his chest hair to prove he could get his pension. His wife said "you should have shown them your c0ck and we could have got disability too!"
--)------------- the simpsons
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little -- !
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(not my best just being careful alredy got 1 V...)
2007-09-13 20:53:35 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved homer'sstory
2007-09-13 21:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-09-14 04:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2nd one is cool.
2007-09-14 04:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by MJR 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done boss
2007-09-14 05:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by bert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~Welcome Back!~
The chest hair one was the funniest!
=oP
2007-09-14 04:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice...
2007-09-14 04:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by ziya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋