Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"
The policeman fainted.
2007-09-13 20:31:08 · 7 answers · asked by william v 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant, could not stop laughing,very good
2007-09-13 20:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hardly ever laugh out loud when reading jokes here and this one I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Thank you, I needed that!
2007-09-14 03:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor granny, anyway i like the joke
2007-09-14 03:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by cathrine g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A riot -- sorry I can only give you 1 star!
2007-09-14 04:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no 1 joke very funny
2007-09-14 03:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by keral 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Good one... lol
2007-09-14 07:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by Who's That Girl? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-14 03:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋