Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .......do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
2007-09-13 15:17:48 · 70 answers · asked by ashleyyy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YES
2007-09-13 15:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by King John 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How true. Only in America can a person get $600 from Social Security without ever working, while those who worked at least 20 years get just barely double that amount.
2007-09-20 12:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ATM with Braille - I think I can explain. The manufacturer makes ATM machines all alike. They do not make seperate ones for drive throughs.
2007-09-19 11:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jessie H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only in America do poor people eat better than people that are "making it" according to the poverty scale.
Only in America do people in prison get free room and board, an education, they get to watch T.V. and Play Video Games. While we have homeless people and children are starving and or without insurance.
Let me add this before the ***** that already decided to tell someone off about saying something about food stamps I know what I am talking about because I am on foodstamps! My children get free lunch at school too.
2007-09-13 15:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i love it but u do realize but in some countries u don't even have the right to do this >? I f ur a girl in Saudi Arabia U can't drive, or marry whomever you like, or work in certain positions. Infact in Saudi Arabia, one man's word is worth more than 2 women simply because they r supposedly inferior yet more women graduate College than men. So . . . count your blessings
2007-09-20 10:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonederful but not all true peeps in the uk leave there nice cars out an order large double cheesburgers fries and diet coke (dallanced diet lol) but it good an funny
2007-09-14 00:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by chris 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me add this before the ***** that already decided to tell someone off about saying something about food stamps I know what I am talking about because I am on foodstamps! My children get free lunch at school too.
2016-02-27 02:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i wonder lol
i think i can :)
i liked the drive up atm with braille :)
im sure theres some scientific reasoning to the second to last one with big words involved and whatever
2007-09-13 15:37:14 · answer #8 · answered by woosh* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only in America do we have freedom of speech, yet aren't supposed to pray. If you're a Christian that is, it's fine if you're Muslim. Go figure lol
2007-09-21 06:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by Ami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
no matter how repeated.. this is my fav joke
2007-09-13 16:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.we call W double U, how about double V?!
2.we call black people AFRICAN-AMERICAN and white people......WHITE?!
...how `bout EURO-AMERICANS?! (don`t dare to come up w the native mix issue!!!)
3.A&W all-american food w french fries?!
4.about 99% of us don`t know we are neighbors w Russia(just 55 miles separates us!)...huh??!!....Alaska-Russia ring a bell?!!!
5. we think English people have an accent!!! not us!!
6.we think mexicans are not americans!! are germans europeans?! get it?
7.we are a happy nation,when more then half are deprest?!
...to be continued.......
why are rednecks called rednecks anyways?
2007-09-13 15:40:45 · answer #11 · answered by acmilan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋