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good ones wouldn't hurt either. it could be for a guy or girl. i like to say them to make people laugh. thats just the way i roll...lol

2007-09-13 14:17:37 · 17 answers · asked by imurheaven22 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

17 answers

If you were the new burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous!

Are you a siren? Cause' you sure entranced me!

2007-09-13 14:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by humperdinky 2 · 1 0

I lost my number, can I have yours?

or some Futurama classics: If I told you you had a beautiful body would you take you clothes off and dance around a little?
I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies.

2007-09-13 14:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Your like the Sun to me, there is plenty of other stars out there but your the only one i seem to notice everyday.

2007-09-13 14:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by Alex R 1 · 1 0

To Girls:

If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is New Years Eve, can I visit you in between the two?

2007-09-13 14:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. 3.14™ 7 · 0 1

1. you know what would look good on me?- you!
2. Was your father a theif, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
lol. hope this helps

2007-09-13 14:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by ebaysux 1 · 2 0

is that a mirror in your pocket...i can c myself in your pants!
if i could rewrite the alphabet, i'd put u and i together!
r u tired? you've been running through my mind all day!

those are the classics

2007-09-13 14:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by King John 4 · 1 0

I'm here now so you still have 2 wishes left.

You look like my first wife, and I have never been married.

2007-09-13 14:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by goatslunch 6 · 3 0

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock!

2007-09-13 14:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by gregdean 1 · 1 0

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.

2007-09-13 14:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Are your legs tired, because you have been running through my head all night?

2007-09-13 14:20:49 · answer #10 · answered by crymeariver 5 · 1 0

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