2007-09-13 13:52:27 · 18 answers · asked by Italian Man Man Man 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get a Cat-illac - all cats know how to drive them.
2007-09-13 14:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by Info_Please 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First, you need to redesign the car so the gas pedal and brake are reachable to him. Then you have to get him a booster seat so he can see over the steering wheel. Oh, and speaking for steering wheels, you'll have to find one which can be used by little paws since the cat doesn't have opposable thumbs to hold a normal steering wheel. Now, once the car is redesigned you have to give your cat driving lessons. Start out slowly, maybe have him practice in an empty parking lot. If you find he can't reach the turn signals, you may have to teach him how to use hand signals.
Since he hasn't got hands, maybe I should have said paw signals.
I just read this to my cat, and he said "Just forget it, cats don't drive, they let OTHERS drive them around"
Sorry about that.
2007-09-13 21:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Linda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the **** are u smoking cause i need some of that. why in the hell would u want to teach ur cat how to drive. what the **** is wrong with you seriously i hope u wasn't serious. if u are then whoa
just kidding u have to have a really small car because if u dont then your cat will be really strecthing to reach the pedals lol
2007-09-13 21:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by dakid 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Start it out in a Barbie jeep that you push until the cat learns to stay inside. Graduate up to remote control cars and from there, give it up because cats don't have long attention spans and an angry cat is not what we need.
2007-09-13 20:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've come to the conclusion that you can't teach cats anything. They teach themselves and do as they like.
2007-09-14 06:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want an honest answer? There is a squirrel on skis....totally balanced, been doing it for years, .....ask him!!!!
Look it up! You will find it.,.......!!!!! Any squirrel who can do that can teach a cat to drive ffs.
2007-09-13 20:59:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By putting a mouse in front of the car.
2007-09-13 20:57:05 · answer #7 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
put her in a CATatonic trance then give her post-hypnotic suggestion
or -- take her to Drivers Edu-Cat-ion [sorry].
PS very good Cometgirl
2007-09-13 21:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by jay ess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How big is your cat?
And how big is the car?
2007-09-13 20:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You first need to borrow a Batmobile from Batman, and then you contact Catwoman.
Meowwww.....!
2007-09-13 20:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by ideaquest 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋