All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."
I should be in charge, said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give
all of you energy.
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum
"Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral:
The ASSHOLE is usually in charge!
2007-09-13 13:39:18 · 4 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My dad used to tell me that story when I went to bed lol. Thanks for the memories.......
2007-09-13 13:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by Moo-Chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're all wrong! Everybody knows Charles is in charge. But the real question is: Who's the boss?
2007-09-13 21:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by esybkoven81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree its not a joke
2007-09-13 20:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by stacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny. not much of a joke
2007-09-13 20:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by JRDUBIZZLE18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋