2007-09-13 13:31:02 · 20 answers · asked by Me 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My son started potty training while he was still in his crib. Because we didn't want him to climb out on his own, we directed his attention to the baby monitor and told him that if he needed us to take him to the potty, he should call out to us. We'd be able to hear him through the monitor.
Soon after, we heard him yell "White thing! Hey, White thing! Go get my mommy and daddy. I need to go potty!"
2007-09-13 14:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I had heard about a new little restaurant and I decided to check it out with my 3 year old son. We were seated at our table and the waitress was great. My son was a little charmer and she could not resist spoiling him with extra goodies during dinner and cookies for desert. My son thought all of this attention was so cool and just as she turned to walk away, loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear...he look at me and said, "She's a nice fat lady, Mommy". Everything came to a screeching halt, mouths flew open and I thought I would die of complete embarrassment. He realized he'd said something wrong and had the funniest look on his face which was so cute everyone then fell out laughing. Which made everything worse for the waitress. I apologized profusely and corrected him on his choice of words. She was gracious....but she was pissed and it was evident. Thank goodness we had already finished our entree. To this day, he will not refer to anyone as being fat. He'll say over-weight, heavy-set, large, big.... but never fat.
2007-09-15 02:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Ava 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 3 year old was jumping on the couch behind my friend, Wayne. JD was holding onto Wayne's shoulders, jumping, and having a good time. He grabbed Wayne's hat and threw it. The hat landed on the coffee table and the metal buckle on it hit a glass jar candle. It made a klink, but didn't crack or break it. JD stopped jumping, peeked around Wayne, and let out an, "OOOhhhhhhhhh" with a slight cringe on his face. The sound and look as if to say, "Oh man, I'm gonna get my a** handed to me for this one." It was too funny!!!
2007-09-14 01:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG my son who is 6 now asked me one day when he was 3 with his most serious face mommy do you have a weewee, ok so a normal question right finding out about the body and such but here's the rest i proceeded to tell no that i am a girl and that girls and boys are different he says i konw mommy but do you have one again i said no so he tells me that i need to go to wal-mart and buy some glue or tape and fix mine cause it must be broken lolol! I thought i was going to die!
2007-09-13 20:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by life as we know it 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One of the funniest things my daughter has said was to her grandpa, well to begin with she was about 3 yrs old. We were visiting her grandparents and her grandpa was going to take a shower and she ran behind him & pulled at his shorts so they came down slightly & she seen his mole on his back. She immediately looked back at me & said sarcastically " mommy papa has a booger on his butt." My Dad & I were dying of laughter.
On another occasion, we got to grandpa's house early so she (3 yrs old) ran to papa's bed to wake them up. She did of course but after a few words & kisses from her grandparents she got off the bed & stood by the door yelling very sternly: "Papa go brush your teeth right now your mouth stinks! " hey I guess she's just honest!
2007-09-14 10:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by ladiB812 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my daughter at the age of three was doing a # 2, she ran into the living room and said mommy come look. she was so proud that she had formed a nice round stool that looked like a pancake. I went to wipe her and throw the toilet paper in the toilet and went to proceed to flush the toilet, when I heard a scram say mommy no, don't brake it.
2007-09-15 00:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was 2 she was crying about something or other and I asked her if she could be a big girl and stop crying for me, she said yes and starting running her thumbs up her cheeks, when I asked her what she was doing, she said "I'm putting my tears back" and I laughed so hard that I started crying and she asked if i needed her to put mine back, which prompted even more lauging/crying!
2007-09-14 15:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by Summer Days 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a 1st plane ride my toddler said, mommy we're so high up in the sky! And I said yes we sure are.. and then she said.. Are we gonna see God? and I quickly said NO!! LOL
2007-09-13 21:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by Joanie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably my oldest son- he was about 3 and was innocently playing with his Bob the Builder toy. He was singing the theme song, but with some variation (I blame my husband, but he denies it- although my son had to have gotten this someplace) that went "Bob the Builder, Can we fix it? Bob the Builder, No we can't! Why? 'Cause Bob's a dumba@@" Although I had to make sure he didn't repeat this, I died laughing first.
2007-09-13 21:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by pennymaelane 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen the movie Wedding Crashers? Well the part at the beginning when the woman tells her husband to "Shut your mouth when your talking to me!" my 2 1/2 yr old told my sister in law to "Kuck you mouf you talk a me"
2007-09-13 20:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by heather h 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋