A blind guy walks into a small hallmark store with his seeing eye dog and just starts waving it around in the air like a lasso by the leash. The manager flips and runs over to the blind man shouting: "Sir, what in the world are you doing?" the blind man replies: "Oh, I'm just looking around!" lol. A five star?
2007-09-13 13:30:12 · 17 answers · asked by ldpuffdaddy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!
2007-09-13 13:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-13 20:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind-of an oldie but still a good 1 here is one for you also an oldie........ enjoy
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said."What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise!"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
He thought for a moment, and replied, "Twenty-six."
2007-09-14 17:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a funny joke, man. This is how you tell a funny joke:
A woman from Texas and a woman from New York meet at a party. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York, "Hi! Where y'all from?"
The woman from New York replies, "Where I come from we don't end our sentences with prepositions. . ."
So the woman from Texas says, "Fine! Where y'all from, biotch?"
2007-09-13 21:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz very funny i give u 3 out of 5
2007-09-14 21:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember hearing it before. Still funny.
2007-09-13 21:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/2 star as it is an oldie....
try again mate
2007-09-13 20:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by Ric C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to think about it not very funny.
2007-09-13 20:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by stacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke that keeps being posted.
2007-09-13 21:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-13 20:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋