A duck was giving a tour to his fellow duck-friends in the mall.
he would pass by random people, and explain what they were doing. the group passed a boy crying. "this" he explained, "is a lotht little boy." they went passed a woman. "this lady" he pointed out, "is thopping." they went outside onto the side walk of the mall and passed a man who had a dark past and was very sensitive about it. "and this" the duck said, "is a man on crack!" the duck got shot.
step on a crack, break your mothers back!
Moral of the story: learn to speak before you become a tour guide!
2007-09-13 12:00:44 · 9 answers · asked by blank 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ith a man on a crack you mean...jk jk nice joke by the way
2007-09-13 12:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-13 19:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-09-13 19:16:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke cracked me up
2007-09-13 19:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by kelly s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
funny joke i like
2007-09-13 19:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by prettycutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thath zoke thuckth
2007-09-13 19:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny
2007-09-13 19:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no fence i dont get it
2007-09-13 19:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh?
2007-09-13 19:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋