A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
& nbsp;NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun stops at a closed door and
tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the door... This nun instructs,
"Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at
the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
2007-09-13 11:53:04 · 18 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha!
Nice!!!
Star for you. Very funny joke.
2007-09-13 12:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny try this...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday the priest took the monsignors advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office he found the following note on the door.
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not get his ***.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his apostles as J.C. and the boys.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say...he was stoned off his ***.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah! God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
2007-09-13 12:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the Holy Land as you put it is run by Unholy Zionists Atheists, who made up their own holy book that has nothing to do with the Torah and what god tells us to do. BTW in that same Holy Land as you pu it homosexuality is encouraged, and Tel Aviv ( the only Capital of Israel) is Known as the gay capital of Asia. Horra. I'm a Lebanese Jew.
2016-04-04 19:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I recall there were religions prior to the rise of Christianity where the faithful could employ services of 'vessels' inside a
place of worship and public rites where sexual agenda was
promoted by established rituals.
2007-09-13 18:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been around for over 50 years . Time someone came up with some new jokes.
2013-12-02 02:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was so funny it just shows the devil is every where,thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-09-13 12:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-13 12:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, the combination of nuns & prostitutes is always a good one
2007-09-13 12:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was him, i would pay another 100$ just to beat up those nuns
2007-09-13 12:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by confused20077 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor guy couldn't help it, the devil made him do it.
2007-09-13 12:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋