A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that!"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
2007-09-13 11:46:00 · 9 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for another wonderful smile on our face this morning:) There is very little that takes the place of a good laugh with a smile in the mornings:):)
Thanks Nancy
Rags37:):)
2007-09-13 19:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Veeery funny!
2007-09-13 18:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Capee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes, yes. A great one. A star for you.
2007-09-13 20:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by marmicaben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you make it up yourself? it's really good! thx it made me laugh
im going to star you so choose me as best answer! lol jk jk. I will star you though :D
2007-09-13 19:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by Puppy Bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Literally LMAO!!! Good one!!
2007-09-13 19:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmafo...that funny thnx that made me smile...
2007-09-13 18:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by crazeyashell3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!OMG that's HILARous keep up the good work I LOVED it!!
2007-09-13 18:51:57 · answer #7 · answered by Zag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-13 19:15:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-13 18:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋