Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
But pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
2007-09-13 11:16:52 · 3 answers · asked by ◄Rainy~♥~Rain► 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lol , star!
2007-09-13 11:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before but still like it, especially now that I'm 8 weeks pregnant.
2007-09-13 18:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2007-09-13 18:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋