A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid
> is holding a dollar coin. Suddenly, the boy starts
> choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the
> boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking,
> shouting for help.
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> A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman
> in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in
> the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of
> coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
> puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds
> the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
> from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
> market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes
> hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze,
> gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a
> few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up
> the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free
> hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to
> the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
> bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that
> his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the
> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
> her saying, I've never seen anybody do anything like
> that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?
> 'No,' the woman replies, 'I work for the IRS.'
2007-09-13 11:15:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles