There is this frog and he goes to a bank. He goes up to a teller named Patricia Whack. She looks at him strangely.
Frog: Hello! My name is Kermit Jagger! My dad is Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones! Can I have a loan for 20,000 dollars? My dad is on vacation. But the bank manager said it was okay.
Patricia is naturally very confused. However then the frog pulls out a little pink glass elephant and gives it to her.
Frog: Here, give this to the bank manager, this is proof that I can borrow it.
So, Patricia goes into the managers office. She gives him the elephant.
Patricia: There is a frog out there who says he wants to borrow $20,000 dollars. He says his dad is Mick Jagger and this elephant should be proof he can get it. Any clue what this elephant is or means?
The manager looks at it and sighs.
Manager: It's a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
2007-09-13 10:51:25 · 13 answers · asked by parrothair3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that is cute :)
2007-09-13 10:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Brittany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever I've heard it lots oftimes before without the Rolling Stones part, but I guess Mick Jagger will shag anything.
2007-09-13 10:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.....excellent very funny and very cute .....good job.....keep up the good ones An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
2016-05-18 23:01:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-13 11:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaahaaa
omg thats really funny
did u make it up?
well it was good♥
2007-09-13 10:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-09-13 10:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by i_rock_socks7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats fricken HILARIOUS :D
2007-09-13 10:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by Shae 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute one
2007-09-13 10:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww that was really cute!
2007-09-13 11:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Howdy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so kute lol
2007-09-14 03:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ebony B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋