2007-09-13 10:40:06 · 7 answers · asked by Melted Snowman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A hundred million sperm, and you're the one who won the race??????????/
2007-09-13 11:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by parkermbg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this man's talents ever start
Performs his duties entirely to his own satisfaction
His methods have to be seen to be believed
Is no respecter of time
Inaccuracy is never a problem
2007-09-13 17:48:38 · answer #2 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a youth, putdowns were called 'chops'
Some one once told my Dad that he could chop him so low he would need an umbrella to keep the pissants from pissing on him.
My Dads immediate reply was ' I'm not worried, I'll be standing on your shoulders.'
2007-09-13 17:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
2007-09-13 17:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by oh no it's ashley 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
put downs are not nice. Think of something else to do.
2007-09-13 17:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by Notorious LJo 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
yo momma so fat when she wore a red t-shirt and started running arround
everyone shouted
"KOOL-AID"
2007-09-13 17:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Cooloroni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your face!! or
your mom!!
haha.
2007-09-13 17:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by blahhhh. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋