A woman arrives in heaven, it's very beautiful but as she is being checked in she hears screaming coming from inside the gate. "What's happenning in there?" she asks St. Peter. St. Peter says "Oh, you don't have to be concerned with that, that's one of our new arrivals, shes having her halo and wings installed" "Installed?" she asks "Yes, we need to drill a hole in your head for the halo, and two in your back, for the wings, it only hurts for a few weeks" The woman says "I don't know if I could stand that, maybe I'd be better off in hell" St. Peter says "Oh No, you wouldn't want that, there's sex all the time, men taking advantage of you in every way imaginable!" She said "Well, at least I already have the holes for that!"
2007-09-13 10:38:43 · 4 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2007-09-13 10:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary!
2007-09-13 17:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! lol
2007-09-13 18:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow........lol
2007-09-13 17:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by oh no it's ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋