One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
2007-09-13 09:52:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaooooooooooooooo another cracker from yah you funny bunny gal . lol i love all yah jokes lol
well jack said mam can u lay peter today i am so tired after bienf laid by barbra. lol
cheers no 8 funny bunny
2007-09-13 10:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A husband was frustrated by his wife's complaint of having a headache six times in a row when he was asking for sex. The seventh time she awoke to see the man applying powdered aspirin to his penis, he said "I've got something for your headache, do you want it orally or in a suppository?"
2007-09-13 17:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent golden oldie so 10/10.!!!
Cheers been a while since I heard that one No8.!!!
2007-09-14 07:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-13 20:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a beaut
what a cracker
what an ending
you had me beat there cheers lmao
2007-09-13 17:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a golden oldie...thanks for reminding me of that one.....have a star :)
2007-09-13 17:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice, hee hee, you win a star
2007-09-13 17:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, that was great
2007-09-13 17:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by lexie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-09-13 18:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol x
2007-09-13 16:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋