A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.' "
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."
2007-09-13 09:48:14 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jim jnr I should come right over & slap your wrist!
I posted that joke only about 3 days ago & you have changed it, sent it around the world, got it back , edited it again & put it right back up here!
(Only kidding, but I did actually post it it a few days ago in a slightly different version.) It's good really, cos it means the joke is being shared by lots of different people in all walks of life & to me that's the whole point of humour - everyone should have a laugh.
Cheers, matey.
Have a star!
2007-09-13 10:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-13 09:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im so paying for getting up so early this morning but still found your joke funny....there's still a bit more life left. ill keep on going.
2007-09-13 13:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's with me today?? I just love all the jokes about old people!! hahahahahaaha!! Good one Jim!!
2007-09-13 13:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-13 13:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao old age comes to us all eventually lol
2007-09-14 04:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,
2007-09-13 10:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl your on a roll tonight....keep it up
a star is born!
2007-09-13 09:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny one. He's a very brave man!!
:-)))
2007-09-13 10:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-09-13 21:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by plainjane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋