An old farmer in Darwin had owned a large property for several years.
He had a large dam in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, palm trees, and some avocado and mango trees.
The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the dam. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and grumbled, "I didn't come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he yelled, "I'm here to feed the crocodiles."
2007-09-13 09:26:52 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha I reckon that's just a crafty way of getting them out of there dam quick and naked!!!!
:-)))
2007-09-13 10:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another wisdom of age is being able to recall attempting to shoot an ocean swimming croc' that was longer than the dug-
out outrigger I'd been paddling and knowing afterward that had the .303 projectile only made it angry I'd presently still be
on that reef as a very old excretion.
2007-09-13 18:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-13 09:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mind age I'd have done the same!
Good one
2007-09-13 10:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sly old dog!!! I bet they came out in a hurry!! hahahahaahaha!!
2007-09-13 13:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and they were out by the count of 2. lmao!! funny
2007-09-13 17:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All that is funny cuz i would have went crazy when he said that!
2007-09-13 09:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by Mz.Thang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damit
what an old croc you are
thinking of that idea
that is wisdom
2007-09-13 09:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehee a good one..have a star
2007-09-13 10:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol,
2007-09-13 10:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋