Painless Delivery
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain by sending out radio waves to
the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. How ever, as the labor progressed, the husband felt Fine
and asked the doctor to turn the dial up and kick it up a notch!
The Doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%, then 30%, then 40% pain
transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this
point, they decided to try for 50%!
The husband continued to feel quite well, no pain at all. Since the pain
transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a
healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
2007-09-13 07:59:18 · 12 answers · asked by Shorty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OUCH!!!!!!!!!... who's the daddy?...LOL! Apparently- the MAILMAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, good one!!!!
2007-09-14 06:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the point for the star gets take off my account and given to the questioner, then I hope many reciprocate so that I get some star points back in return..
2016-04-04 19:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflmao! Never stops to amuse me! ;P Great joke! Catch the star! Coming at ya! ;P Have a great day
2007-09-13 12:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't even see that coming so that is definitely worth a star.
2007-09-13 09:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, only the woman know for sure. lol.
2007-09-13 12:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw that coming but it was still funny in the end LMAO
2007-09-13 08:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by Endo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-13 08:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, post more...star for ya
2007-09-13 08:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!! KEEP EM COMING!
2007-09-13 08:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by gagirl2c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one .Keep them coming............
2007-09-13 08:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋