Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane.
2007-09-13 07:26:34 · 29 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
2007-09-13 07:27:26 · update #1
lmao@ men running scared just how it should be hehehehe
2007-09-13 10:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by lolalush 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star
2016-04-04 19:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was absolutely without a doubt one of the funniest jokes I have heard!!!! I'm giving you a star wish I could give you ten of them but you go ahead and give yourself a pat on the back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-13 07:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahahaaa, send me off with a smile.
2007-09-13 14:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If ur not careful... I shall BLOCK u... too many nights giggling at ur daft JOKES hahahahahaahah!
2007-09-13 08:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao great one
Thx for the laugh hun
Keep em coming
Star for ya my friend
2007-09-13 07:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Huh and he want's her to believe that, not a chance, hehehe
Have star
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2007-09-13 08:18:19 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA lol nice one have a star
2007-09-13 07:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did he mention any Steers?
2015-12-15 06:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ronald 7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great...very funny.. Star for you.
2007-09-13 09:24:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋