An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.
One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2007-09-13 07:05:12 · 8 answers · asked by jock 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quatt47, LMAO!!!! good one!
2007-09-13 07:35:03 · update #1
A 90 year old guy went to the doctor and said "Doc, I'm getting married next week to a 20 year old dancer. I need some advice on how to keep her satisfied. Have you any tips?"
"Sure." Says the Doc smiling knowingly. "If I were you I'd take in a lodger. That should help."
"OK Doc. Whatever you say. Now give me a check up and I'll be on my way."
"OK." Says the Doctor ."And come and see me in three months to tell me how you're going on."
Three months later the old guy, now 91 returns.
"How's it going old timer?" Asks the doctor gently.
"Great." Says the guy "And do you know what, my wife is pregnant and she's thrilled to bits."
"Wonderful." Replies the Doc. "And how's the lodger doing?"
"Oh well," Says the old man ruefully, "She's pregnant too!"
2007-09-13 07:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one
keep em coming
star for ya
2007-09-13 07:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it loads of times but never gets old lol have a star
2007-09-13 07:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke and a star for you!
2007-09-13 07:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's funny! the doctor should be a philosopher instead. lol!
2007-09-13 07:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jean Anderson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilariousssssssssss and funnylicious mateeeeeeeeeeee have a starlicious lol
cheers mate
2007-09-13 08:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-13 11:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so its not really his child?
2007-09-13 07:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋