the bible doesn't say anything about that but I'm sure he messed his trousers. wasn't he on the cross for a day at least?
I'm sure he had to go to the bathroom.
2007-09-13 06:46:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He sure did! And it was more than a day, so he must of been one soiled savior.
2007-09-13 06:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Serious answer: Very likely!
When you have railroad spikes driven through your wrists and ankles by Mel Gibson, I am quite sure that you quickly lose all your enthusiasm for demonstrating your potty training.
Flippant answer: No, Jesus could not possibly have "messed himself" on the cross- because the Romans already beat the $h*t out of him BEFORE crucifying him!
-Olatunde Aroloye.
2007-09-13 14:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we Christians can hear your loud cry for help, and we will answer it with many prayers for you! God bless.
1 Corinthians 1:18 -- The message of the cross is foolish to those who are headed for destruction! But we who are being saved know it is the very power of God.
2007-09-13 14:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As crude as this question is I must answer it, yes Jesus would have lost control of his bowels.
2007-09-13 13:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When people die they usually lose control of their bowels so I'll bet it was dripping down that cross. Chirstians should be dipping all of their crosses in hot fudge to correctly commemorate the cruci fiction.
2007-09-13 13:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Chuck Biscuits 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
doubt you'll be making those jokes on Judgment day..you'll probably laugh at my answer too but when the day comes, you wont be humorous about your likely sentence
2007-09-13 14:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus loves you
2007-09-13 13:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by mommy5 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
...on the day you step into "eternity", and you will...(no one get out of this life alive).... as you take that step... you'll have your opportunity to ask Him personally... (and you'll remember what I've written here today as you take "that step") I pray you have a long and wonderful life...............
2007-09-13 13:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Maybe he had a really big poop before he got crucified.
2007-09-13 13:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Im sure he did...and before they buried anyone, they had to "wash them too" and perfume oils, and such....lol.....
2007-09-13 13:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. "Diamond" 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋