http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/09/11/oklahoma.texas.fight.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
Beckett [a sooner fan] grabbed Thomas [the Longhorn fan] in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.
"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."...
Beckett, a 53-year-old **church deacon**, federal auditor and former Army combat veteran, has pleaded not guilty.
Might you categorize this guy a "Demon Deacon", even though he digs the Sooners? WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!?!?
2007-09-13 04:13:54 · 10 answers · asked by James-hova RTR: Suspended Champ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, it is just that Jesus curses idiots who walk into an Oklahoma bar wearing Texas stuff. It is like walking into a bar in Alabama wearing Tennessee stuff.
2007-09-13 04:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ya know, I'm a New Yorker, and I lived in Boston for 7 years. Despite the intensity of the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry (which has, in it's time, been the cause of quite a bit of rioting, overturned cars, etc.), I can honestly say that nobody in Boston ever tried to grab my 'nads and rip them off.
Think I'm gonna stay in the Northeast, thankyouverymuch. Seems to be a bit safer.
2007-09-13 05:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by ArcadianStormcrow 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That guy sure sounds like the DEAMON DEACON.There had to be more to it than that,to try to take his boys like that.It said he was a combat veteran,maybe he was trained to go for the balls.Cause it sounds like it worked!Ouch!60 stitches,sounds like some real TEXAS size balls to me.GO HORNS.But I'm in Texas so its ok.I don't mind if you like the sooners either.
2007-09-14 09:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by C_LAYS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest.-Legendary Cowboy's Coach Tom Landry
2007-09-13 23:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by TxnLost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There has only been a few times in my life where I have been speechless. And, this is one of them. If there is any justice left in this world, Beckett will get what he deserves. Beckett should have plenty of time to reflect in prison.
2007-09-13 12:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
College rivalries aren't fun anymore when:
Reason #278 - Your testicles are almost removed
Apparently it goes Sooners >>>>> God >>>> everything else
2007-09-13 04:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah wearing TX is OK isn't too smart. Walk into AR bar with a Memphis shirt and you're begging for it.
2007-09-13 04:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Were they on 6th Street in Austin?
Those Okie's get into it.
2007-09-13 11:49:52 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be stupid, everyone knows Jesus is a Raider's fan.
http://cgi.ebay.com/JESUS-IS-A-RAIDERS-FAN-FUNNY-NFL-T-Shirt-jersey-S_W0QQitemZ220058781263QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting
And I'll rip off your Bozzacks to prove it.
2007-09-13 12:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
GO SOONERS!!!
2007-09-13 04:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by Thrudheim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋